Shelby and Matt are in the building to talk about Baz Luhrmann, bad accents, and the king of pop and pompadours. But with a cliff notes approach and a nearly three-hour runtime, maybe what we really need is a little less Tom Hanks, a little more editing, please. Okay mama thank you, thank you very much ...

Shelby and Matt take a moment (0:35) to parse through the rollback of rights in this country so TW: abortion talk and also fascism talk and also wtf can we do now talk.  Lighter news? Beyoncé has a new song (16:02). Alec Baldwin remains the worst (19:46). And Jack Harlow was at the BETs? (26:15). For love it or hate it (31:15), Shelby is feeling optimistic about Ms. Marvel and Matt thinks everyone should see Marcel the Shell. ...

Shelby and Matt come full circle as they revisit the Jurassic World trilogy and the franchise that’s been ruined three times over. With the return of the OG cast and rapidly reproducing dinosaurs on the loose, can this final film bring back some of the magic? Or were they just so preoccupied with whether or not they could make a movie about prehistoric locusts they didn’t stop to ask if they should? ...

Matt did Tribeca (0:45). Joker 2 might be a musical (7:55). Ripleys cannot believe you’re upset about the dress (14:25). Lea Michelle might finally make it (27:10). And a half dozen other stories came up (30:03). For love it or hate it (34:40), Shelby is disappointed by Lightyear and Matt is obsessed with Good Luck to You Leo Grande. ...

Shelby is here to give an insiders perspective on Under the Banner of Heaven, the Mormon true crime drama series starring Andrew Garfield and a dozen other plot points. With religious ramblings and a Q&A between Brother Matt and Sister Shelby, this episode may send them to heck in a hand basket. ...

Mathew Morrison shared his DMs (5:15). Morbius got a second chance (11:25). Scream lost its queen (13:45). The Heard vs Depp case is not good news (20:20). And Kesha might start hunting ghosts (27:10). For love it or hate it (30:05), Shelby shared her thoughts on Stranger Things Part 1 and Matt recommends Fire Island. ...