Matt suffered through a whole season of *The Bachelorette*, so with or without Shelby, they’re doing an episode. Matt is joined this week by Hannah Ward from *Here for the Right Riesling* to break down America’s favorite dating show. But first, they must discuss the Kardashian’s 2020 Christmas Eve outfits (including Kim’s Hulk cosplay) (3:52) and Ariana Grande’s new fiance (8:48). Then it’s on to *The Bachelorette* (16:10), where they discuss Clare, Tayshia, the La Quinta resort, and of course strip dodgeball. For Love It or Hate It, Hannah gives us some book recommendations, and Matt stumps for *Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom*.